/me looks at RandMan and scratches his head.  :)  Seriously, that was pretty good.  But those colors made my eyes bleed.

Brian
Team A.I.
> 
> From: "RAND HARDIN" <RHrdn8@msn.com>
> Date: 2003/10/16 Thu PM 11:36:44 EDT
> To: "AZ-Geocaching" <listserv@azgeocaching.com>
> Subject: [Az-Geocaching] Halloween Radioactive
> 
> HALLOWEEN RADIOACTIVE EVENT -- OCT 18, 2003
> 
> Accompanying music: www.link4u.com/mash.htm
> 
> GEO MASH
> 
> I was walking through a graveyard late one night
> When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
> A pirate from his coffin began to rise
> And suddenly to my surprise
> 
> (he did the mash) He did the geo mash
> (he did the mash) It was an event smash
> (he did the mash) It caught on in a flash
> (he did the mash) He did the geo mash
> 
> From their castles across the desert floor
> To the lands that reached beyond the moor
> The groups all came from their humble sites
> To dance to the lore of Mad Mort's plight
> 
> (they did the mash) They did the geo mash
> (they did the mash) It was an event smash
> (they did the mash) It caught on in a flash
> (they did the mash) They did the geo mash
> 
> The Desert Viking was having fun, the event had just begun
> The guests included RandMan, Evil Fish and his son
> 
> The scene was rocking, Wyle was playing the bones
> Brian's team on chains backed by Team Saxophone
> The Coyote Coffin Bangers had just arrived
> With the acoustic group The String Cachers Five
> 
> (they played the mash) They played the geo mash
> (they played the mash) It was an event smash
> (they played the mash) It caught on in a flash
> (they played the mash) They played the geo mash
> 
> Out from the mist Mort's voice did ring
> Seems he was troubled by just one thing
> He stepped from the fog and shook his fist and said
> "Whatever happens ... I'll just delete my logs!"
> 
> (it's now the mash) It's now the geo mash
> (it's now the mash) And it's an event smash
> (it's now the mash) It caught on in a flash
> (it's now the mash) It's now the geo mash
> 
> Now everything's cool Mort's no longer a part of the band
> And the geo mash is the hit of the land
> For you, who cache, this mash was meant too
> When you get to the event tell them Tamo sent you
> 
> (then you can mash) Then you can geo mash
> (then you can mash) And do the event smash
> (then you can mash) You'll catch on in a flash
> (then you can mash) Then you can geo mash
> 
> 
> -RandMan
> Original MONSTER MASH by: -Bobby "Boris" Pickett
>