I agree with Cody, #3 is particularly fitting for a few of us that read this list-serve!!! <> Say, is there a get-together on Nov 3, and if so, could someone please give me the particulars? Thanks ~~trisha "Lightning" ----- Original Message ----- From: "Cody Brown" To: Sent: Tuesday, October 16, 2001 9:14 AM Subject: [Az-Geocaching] 20 things it takes a lifetime to learn > I personally like #3... > > ----------------------------------------------------- > > 20 things it takes a lifetime to learn > > 1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the > same night. > 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has > not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be > "meetings." > 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > 4. People who want to share their religious or political views with you > almost never want you to share yours with them. > 5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, > decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, > a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle. > 6. You should not confuse your career with your life. > 7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too > seriously. > 8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual > who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that > individual is crazy. > 9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. > 10. Never lick a steak knife. > 11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. > 12. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip. > 13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling > reason why we observe daylight savings time. > 14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests > that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging > from her at that moment. > 15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a > big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11. > 16. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, > religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, > we all believe that we are above average drivers. > 17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy > people who are not in them. > 18.A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice > person. > 19. Your friends love you anyway. > 20. Never argue with an idiot; people watching can't tell which is which. > > This email was cleaned by emailStripper, available for free from > http://www.printcharger.com/emailStripper.htm > > _______________________________________________ > Az-Geocaching mailing list > Az-Geocaching@listserv.snaptek.com > http://listserv.snaptek.com/mailman/listinfo/az-geocaching >